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Mercury Retrograde: Aries

Aliza Faragher

Money talks, and bullshit walks.

Mercury retrograde is sooooo annoying, that much you know. But you can handle the repeat encounters and the seemingly endless conversations that all end with the same “eh.” You, after all, are the master of brushing your shoulder off. This retrograde falls in Taurus season, causing you to consider themes of cash and material possessions. You’ll have some convos - probably many versions of the same one - about this. Perhaps something you bought that you spent too much money on is coming back to haunt you? Or there was a project that you completed a while back that you still need to get paid for? Either way, expect moolah to make some appearances this month. But being the leader you are, you’ll be able to handle whatever’s thrown your way.

From The Vault: Arrested Development

Layla Halabian

From The Vault is a series in which we analyze classic TV & Film characters to determine their matching astrological sign.

A true testament to the strength of a comedy is how is holds up to multiple re-watches. Do the jokes have a shelf life or does each viewing reveal a new layer that leaves you praising the writers and the actors for their combined genius? Arrested Development is one of the most cerebral of comedies to come out of the 2000s—or maybe ever—and follows the sometimes highs, but mostly lows of the Bluths, a once incredibly wealthy Newport Beach family left broke by the fraudulent ways of the patriarch. It was cruelly canceled after three seasons, but its cult following was so strong that the series landed an additional season on Netflix in 2013, ten years after its first season aired. Hey, delusional families make for compelling television! 

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Your Sign's Lemonade Moment

Helen Grossman

Oh Beyonce. Queen Bey. How can we, mere mortals, distill the range of emotions, sounds, visual styles, political and personal statements in Beyonce's most recent visual album, Lemonade?

With the narrative arc of the album, we saw a variety of Beys, ones we had never seen before. The private Virgo Empress (she's officially eclipsed Queen territory) opened up and really embodied every sign in the zodiac.

Find out your sign's Lemonade moment (or moments) below. If you haven't seen Lemonade yet, get on it. It's available on Tidal now.

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LEO

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5 Things You'll Always Hear Taurus Say

Lena Grossman

Taurus is quite the drastic change from Aries. While Aries are ruled by fire and impatience, Taurus epitomizes the literal down-to-earth lifestyle and mentality. Taureans are sensual and loving, but also pretty stubborn (cause duh, they're the bull). Taureans are great friends and lovers to have, so keep them by your side and don't be surprised if they say one or all of these things.

Live every day like it's Earth Day!

I LOVE love

Enough is never enough

Let's go thrifting!

We should work together

Align x Henri Bendel: Photos from Our NYC Launch Event!

Aliza Faragher

On April 14, Henri Bendel hosted Align at their gorgeous flagship Fifth Ave store in celebration of our New York City launch. We sipped on champagne, got our tarot cards read, and checked out the new Henri Bendel line curated by astrological sign. 

If you couldn't make it (😢 ) we still want you to feel the evening's lovely vibes!

From The Vault: RuPaul's Drag Race

Layla Halabian

From The Vault is a series in which we analyze classic TV & Film characters to determine their matching astrological sign.

If you think reality television is vapid and boring, you’re not watching RuPaul’s Drag Race. Created by the brilliant “Supermodel of the World” RuPaul Charles, Drag Race takes the typical reality show contest set up and injects it with irreverence. Contestants compete to be America’s Next Drag Superstar and show off their Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent in their mastery of the art of drag.

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