Leo Spring Guide

1. Mercedes Convertible

It's spring, which means it's time to bask in the sunshine and let your inner lion roar. But, obviously, you can't go to the beach everyday. That would be irresponsible. The most practical thing is to get a car so that you can commute to work, run errands, and do all essential chores so obviousllyyyyy you have to get a new Mercedes convertible because that makes sense, right? Ok cool. 

2. New Swimsuit

If it's still too cold to go swimming, then we recommend wearing your swimsuit under your clothes and spontaneously undressing. Posting bathing suit selfies is also a totally appropriate way to let your followers know that you're so over winter.

3. Sunflowers

The sunflower is associated with Leo, so a great way to welcome the warm weather is to pick up several bouquets of these stunners. Decorate your apartment with these sunny wonders, or send them to your crush to let them know that "I KNOW YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH ME SO WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS!" The perfect springtime accessory! 

4. Mirror

There's nothing vain about loving mirrors. Mirrors make any room appear larger by reflecting light and adding dimensionality. It's also very important to see yourself from every single angle, because you never know when you need to be camera ready. Duh.

5. Leo pin

You are the brightest star, and you know Leo is the best sign. So show off your inner and outer beauty with a gorgeous Align x DEERDANA pin. Because you are the most special, honey. 

Cancer Spring Guide

1. MOONSTONES

Close your eyes. Feel the perfect spring breeze against your skin. Feel your body and your soul connecting to something bigger than you. Spring brings out the nature loving side of Cancer. The Cancer that just wants to sit outside all day, or take a walk near a body of water. Moonstones connect Cancers to their intuition, and with all the spring excitement and stimulation, moonstone gives you just the balance you need. Plus they're so pretty!

2. WINE

Chilled white wine. You like to let loose every once in a while, and the crisp, refreshing taste of a glass of wine is just what Cancer needs to get groovy. It's the beverage that tells people "I'm having fun but still like to be in control of my life." Don't worry Cancer, no one's out to get you. At least not in the springtime. 

3. IDEA JOURNAL

Cancers are always jotting something down. Is it their feelings? Gosh no. No one gets to know those other than Cancer. When a Cancer is inspired - which is often - they whip out a pen and a journal from the ether and take note, concocting a scheme in their head for some new project that they'll absolutely never tell anyone else about. Because they are so highly intuitive, they need to keep track of those little flickers of inspiration before something else comes up for them. You could be hiking Everest and a Cancer has her idea journal in her backpack. In fact, it's highly likely that traffic jams are caused by distracted Cancers "having to put this on paper before I forget."

4. SUSHI

Is it cannibalism for a Cancer to eat a California roll? Not at all. It's solidarity. Any way a Cancer can feel connected to the ocean lifts their spirits. Little known fact: when a Cancer puts his ear to a plate of sushi, he can hear the ocean.

5. CANCER PIN

Here's a great idea for your journal: show yourself some Cancerian love with a DEERDANA x Align pin.

Gemini Spring Guide

1. Microphone

Gemini is ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, so make sure no one ever misses a word again by investing in a cordless microphone. Leave the days of being asked to repeat yourself behind, because this spring, the forecast is loud and clear.

2. Dr. Dre's The Chronic on viynl

The Chronic has been widely regarded as one of the most influential albums of the 1990s, and tbqh, you agree. It's a beautifully produced album, and just because you purchased it at Urban Outfitters doesn't make it any less significant. This spring, make sure you invite everyone to your place to listen to some classic albums on your classic record player. Your friends will be intimidated by your cool levels, and that's not a bad thing.

3. Red bull and vodka

Who's ready to keep the party going? You are. You're down for whatever, and yes, karaoke sounds great. You'll just close out your tab, but first, one more quick drink while no one is looking. Ok cool, let's bounce.

4. Plane tickets

You're not really clear where you're going, or how long you'll be gone for, but you just got some plane tickets so adventure awaits! Post a picture on Instagram and let your followers know that you're a free spirit. Everyone will scratch their heads wondering if you actually have a job or any responsibilities, but you don't get service in Bora Bora so whatever. Haters gunna hate.

5. Gemini pin

Don't get it twisted: Gemini are literally the most fun of the zodiac. That's because they're two times the fun. Celebrate your bad self with an Align x DEERDANA pin. You deserve it.

Taurus Spring Guide

1. PICNIC BASKET

In the spring, Taurus gets to live out their favorite fantasy: being in a Jane Austen novel. These romantics can't wait for winter to be over so that they can go on long walks through meadows with the hope that someone will pop out of nowhere and profess their love. Every Jane Austen fan (aka every Taurus) knows the truth universally acknowledged that you are most likely to meet an eligible, attractive, very wealthy partner while you are picnicking with your friends. So pack up that picnic basket, fill it with aphrodisiacs, and head for the hills.

2. ARTISANAL NAPKINS

Paper goods!!!?!?!? Ew! No! You're not going to lasso in Mr. Bingley with that stuff of peasants. If you're not spending at least $10 on a pack of napkins from Anthropologie for your picnic, you may as well forget it. You need the extra protection for your spring looks (always perfection), and you'll protect your fine self with some fine linens. They'll look extra cute when you wave them at the cavalry stopping through the village.

3. YARN

Taureans are the zodiac's master crafters. When you're not going glitter glue shopping, you're looking for other new projects to occupy your time. Bulls love to chill, but chill time can also be used productively. Stock up on yarn for your next crochet project because you know what they say...there's no such thing as a good picnic without someone knitting.

4. GRAPES, TO BE FED TO YOU.

Under no circumstance is Taurus to lift a finger in the consumption of the grapes. Must be fed to you by your dream bae, or there's no point.

5. TAURUS PIN

We haven't forgotten...it's almost your birthday Taurus! Get yourself a lil Taurus pin to show yourself some sensual Taurus love.

Aries Spring Guide

1. Selfie Stick

Aries have larger than life personalities, and there's nothing that screams "LOOK AT ME" more than a selfie stick! No Aries should celebrate their birthday season without investing in one of these fabulous party accessories. Throw a couple of filters on your selfies, and post all your #AriesSeason favorites to make a truly unforgettable statement!

2. Running / Climbing / Freaking People Out Shoes

Aries are overflowing with ENERGYDKfjd, so it's critical that these fire signs get outdoors to let off some some steam. Make sure everyone knows that you've climbed a boulder, and that you're not afraid to do it again by strapping on some seriously INTENSE footgear. You'll thank us later.

3. Condoms

Aries is symbolized by the ram, but during the spring, it might as well be the rabbit. With all their ENERGYDdkaj, Aries love getting it on, so these birthday boys and girls should always be prepared with a sizable amount of rubbers on hand (we told you you'd thank us later for the freaky shoe recommendation).

4. GoPro

We recommend the GoPro for all adventure seeking Aries. When your buddies don't believe how INTENSE you are, you'll be able to prove them wrong with all the SICK footage your GoPro captured. Or, if the GoPro camera is out of your price range, you can always use duct tape to attach the selfie stick to your helmut to achieve almost identical results!

5. Aries Pin

Because you're Literally Always #1, you deserve an Align x DEERDANA pin. Happy Birthday, Aries baby. We love you.

From The Vault: Clueless

From The Vault is a series in which we analyze classic TV & Film characters to determine their matching astrological sign.

Clueless is one of the most defining and vital movies for anyone who grew up during the 90's. Or, for anyone who grew up ever. Cher Horowitz exists as the perfect Beverly Hills princess who you absolutely can't hate because she made "As If!" acceptable to say. Cher is the girl we all want to be, esp because she gets to make out with young Paul Rudd.

Cher: Leo

Cher is 100% bona fide Leo. It seems near impossible for her to be anything else. Cher is a leader: she's in the popular crowd, she can argue her way to better grades, and she's the ultimate trendsetter. Cher's softer side, however, shows her deep insecurity with wanting to be loved. It's all she wants, just like a typical Leo. She pulls out all the stops for Christian, but becomes so heartbroken when she realizes he isn't actually into her (or women). Her epiphany for Josh, however, overtakes her and she realizes how attracted she is to his intelligence and affection.

Leos are known for their style, and Cher defines fashion icon in this film. Is there anyone who doesn't want her computerized closet?! No one can pull off yellow or plaid quite like Cher Horowitz. She knows what styles work best for her and rocks it. Cher most certainly is queen of the Bronson Alcott High School jungle, and if anyone tries to take her down, as if. 

Josh: Libra

Sweet, intellectual Josh. He's a total people pleaser, he's super intelligent, and he's always doing this for the benefit of others. Remember when he went to the party and danced with Tai because she was standing alone? Remember when he picked up Cher from the valley after she got robbed? Remember when he taught Cher how to drive? Josh is a total romantic without ever admitting it. His cool demeanor (aka reading Nietzsche and wearing a leather jacket) shows that he likes doing things on his own, but he loves having other people's company at the same time.

Dion: Scorpio

We need to take a moment to separate Dion from Stacey Dash IRL. Now that that's done, Dion is a Scorpio. She's intense and is never afraid to share what's on her mind. She and Murray have a fascinating relationship, but Dion is super sexual which intimidates Cher. Scorpios tend to have many transformations in their lives, which makes sense in Dion's tumultuous relationship with Murray. Scorpios also like making an impact on the world, hence why she and Cher devise the plan to set up Mr. Hall and Miss Geist.

Tai: Gemini

This is undoubtedly one of the most epic lines in film history.

In this movie, Tai suffers from the typical Gemini 2-personality syndrome. On her first day, she arrives all grungy looking like a lost cause. Thankfully, she gets taken under Cher's wing and transforms into someone who can even use the word "sporadic". Tai always has the rebel within her, even during her popular dolled-up phase. Her relationship with Travis in the end is the cherry on top of her circle of life at Bronson Alcott High.

Murray: Sagittarius

Murray is a Sagittarius because he lives for adventure. It takes a lot of guts to drive on the freeway with Dion (and Cher in the backseat), but he's also always down to travel far distances for a good party. When Murray shaved his head he proved that he lives for freedom and spontaneity.

Christian: Aquarius

Christian is the ultimate chill, attractive, well-dressed guy we all want to be friends with. He constantly knows how to have a good time and clearly has the hook-ups to great parties. Christian separates himself from his emotions most of the time, which makes him such a great friend to Cher. He's fun to be around and dedicated to his loved ones.

Travis: Pisces

Travis is the stoner who we all love in the movie but hated having class with him in high school. He's so lovable, cares so much for Tai, and really just wants to make the world happier with his skateboarding tricks. His last name is literally Birkenstock. His most Pisces moment, however, was in his acceptance speech for having the most tardies. Never forget: "I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA City bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those Egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy." 

Mr. Horowitz: Capricorn

The guy is a workaholic but also loves Cher to the moon and back. He's a bona fide Cap daddy.

Elton: Aries

Elton breathes Aries fire because he's hot, popular, and extremely obvious about his affection for Cher. He flirts with her nonstop and is pretty obsessive about being with her. 

Amber: Aries

Amber and Elton make the perfect Aries couple because they're both very self-centered and sensitive. Elton probably has some water in his chart, whereas Amber is full fire. She gets angry whenever Cher beats her at a debate and her trademark response of "whatever" couldn't be more Aries.

Mr. Hall: Virgo, Miss Geist: Taurus

Thank goodness Cher accidentally took her dad's "sucky Italian roast" and gave it to Mr. Hall to share with Miss Geist. Mr. Hall is a workaholic as well, but a perfectionist and judgmental one at that, which is why he's most likely a Virgo. His relationship with Miss Geist, however, turns him head-over-heels and his vulnerability and love shines through. 

Miss Geist's obsession with the Pismo Beach Disaster relief and other philanthropic efforts brand her as a Taurus. Miss Geist is super sensual, a little unobservant, and always about being around happy people. She makes Mr. Hall a more pleasant person, and we can tell that Miss Geist is all about the simplest pleasures in life.