Why Aries Mad?

Aries are known for a lot of positive qualities such as leadership, passion, and spontaneity. Since Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, it's common and predictable for these rams to be impatient and have quite the temper. Adding fuel to the (literal) Aries fire, these Rams have a tendency to be stubborn and get frustrated very easily. If you have an Aries in your life and they get angry about something, let them simmer while still giving them the attention they so deeply crave. Aries' rage can come at any moment, so pay attention to these scenarios. Next time, you'll have a better idea exactly why Aries responded to a situation in such a specific manner.

They got overly competitive and lost

^ This is exactly what Aries looks like when they lose.

They got overly impatient

When Aries wants something done, it needs to be NOW. Aries' impatience stems from their being a fire sign, so expect them to jump from idea to idea or activity to activity when something doesn't get done immediately.

Aries got proven wrong

Aries love and need to be right all the time, but if you prove them wrong, they'll resent you and probably become passive aggressive.

A love interest didn't reciprocate feelings

Aries love to be loved and are always upfront about their feelings for a love interest. Aries has a tendency to make it known they are interested in someone, but if those sentiments aren't returned, Aries can go down a deep spiral.

You didn't compliment Aries enough

Rectify that situation by complimenting them even more.

From The Vault: Bob's Burgers

From The Vault is a series in which we analyze classic TV & Film characters to determine their matching astrological sign.

Cartoons aren’t for just for kids anymore, but you already knew that. One of the most groundbreaking animated shows on air right now is Bob’s Burgers. Following a family-owned burger restaurant, Bob’s Burgers doesn’t shy away from the dark reality of being a struggling small-business owner with a family to feed, all while serving (pun intended) some of the most gut-busting hilarious jokes possible. 

Bob Belcher: Taurus

Bob Belcher is the patriarch of the show, the owner and head chef of Bob’s Burgers. He won’t let the typical simplicity associated with burgers stop him from creating works of art on his grill. He cares deeply about flavor combinations and the beauty of food. These qualities are inherent to Venus—the planet of love, beauty and all things luxury—which makes us convinced that Bob is a Taurean chef. 

Linda Belcher: Gemini

Linda Belcher is the doting wife to Bob and a loving mother to Tina, Gene and Louise.  She knows how to handle business and is often seen calling vendors and landlords to ask for extensions on payments. Everyone obliges, of course, because Linda is amicable and can find a way to befriend all types of people. Linda is an interesting woman; she has a definite idea of what is right and wrong and serves to do good, but that doesn’t mean that she’s a wet blanket. She loves to party and have a good time whenever possible, making her shifting personality a likely candidate for Gemini. 

Tina Belcher: Virgo

The eldest of the Belcher children, Tina is the most grounded of her siblings. She has a solid work ethic surrounding her burgeoning Zombie Romance Friend Fiction writing talents and she loves working with her hands (re: touching butts). She’s introspective, reserved and has a solid understanding of human nature making her most likely to be the Virgo of the family. 

Gene Belcher: Sagittarius

Gene Belcher is the middle child and only son of the Belcher clan. A music lover with hopes of one day becoming a composer, Gene is most likely to be a Sagittarius. He’s eager to learn and expand his horizons while staying true to his sweet and loving nature. 

Louise Belcher: Aries

The youngest Belcher, Louise is a literally bat out of hell. She’s definitely the most devious and manipulative of the Belcher family, but she tackles all her problems with the zeal that can only belong to an Aries native. She’s got all the virtues (and faults) of the ram: she’s spontaneous, courageous, vain and impatient. Although she causes trouble at every turn, she’s always loyal to her family. 

Why It Makes Total Sense That Twitter is an Aries

Gone are the days of posting all of our emotional thoughts on MySpace bulletins (thanks, Tom) or LiveJournal entries.

On March 21, Twitter celebrated its 10th birthday. Happy birthday, Twitter! Twitter has shaped and influenced social media by infinite bounds. So, it's important to analyze how and why it makes sense that Twitter is an Aries. We can only assume Jack Dorsey did that on purpose.

Twitter was a total groundbreaking movement, and Aries love to be at the forefront of any and all new business plans and adventures

Twitter lets you say what you wanna say and DGAF about the reaction on the other end 

140 character limit is all you need to get your point across.

Impatient, get-to-the-point Aries doesn't want to spend all day reading your update.

Aries love to make everyone laugh

Like a good Aries, Twitter loves the attention, so keep it up

6 Important Reasons Why We Love Aries

There are a few definite signs that Spring has sprung: daylight savings moves us forward an hour, the groundhog didn't see his shadow, and March Madness has let all brackets run amok. The best part of Spring, however, is ARIES SEASON!

If you have an Aries in your life (which you should), they will surely let it be known that the Zodiac calendar has been through a full cycle, which means Aries is the center of attention for a full month. In honor of the youthful rams, here are some of the main aspects of why we love Aries and all of their volatility.

Aries are born leaders and love being in charge

Aries are extremely passionate and always give 110% 

They thrive on adventure and spontaneity 

Aries let you know what they want and they won't stop til they get it 

When an Aries loves you, you're the center of their world

Aries love surrounding themselves with people who are always eager to try something new

Aries has a lot of wonderful qualities, but these fiery and temperamental rams can easily become stubborn and angry. Aries are loving, dedicated, and driven. Don't let one small bump in the road make an Aries companion forget their wonderful traits. 

5 Reasons Why Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is One of Our Favorite Pisces

'Tis the season for Supreme Court attention. On March 15, Notorious RBG turned 83 and keeps extending her record of being the biggest badass on the Supreme Court. Merrick Garland (Scorpio) has just been named to replace Justice Antonin Scalia (also a Pisces!) on the Supreme Court, but just because there's some new blood entering the highest court in the land, RBG stands out as one of the most influential and important justices in recent memory. Obama loves her and she is just an all-around legend. Happy birthday week, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. This is why we love her so much.

Because this quote is literally everything

She basically parts the Red Sea of Congress

She exudes power and badassery, but you can tell she has a gentle heart

It's pretty clear Obama loves her like one of his own

No matter what, she is always wearing a great pair of earrings and can accessorize flawlessly

Thank you, RBG, for being a powerful voice and inspiration for women everywhere.

From The Vault: Sex and The City

From The Vault is a series in which we analyze classic TV & Film characters to determine their matching astrological sign.

It's common knowledge that HBO is king when it comes to putting out the most edgy and envelope pushing media, but no one could have guessed that their 1998 series Sex and the City would become formative television for multiple generations of viewers. A show about four women in their 30s--single women who loved sex and didn't care what anyone thought about it--became one of the most popular programs of all time with iconic characters who carved their place in television history. With six seasons and two feature films, we've ridden every emotional roller coaster with Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha and couldn't be happier about it. 

Carrie Bradshaw: Aquarius

There is not a single doubt in our minds: Carrie Bradshaw is a bonafide Aquarius. Just take a look at the girl--she is literally sauntering around Manhattan in a pink tutu during the show's opening credits. Beyond her at times questionable but mostly fabulous taste in fashion, Carrie is an aloof writer who communicates primarily in puns and hyperboles--it's a miracle anyone can understand what she's talking about half the time. Carrie is a ride-or-die friend and treats her her friends with the utmost respect and kindness which aligns perfectly with Aquarian ideals; these air signs value communication, friendship and equality above all else.

Miranda Hobbes: Capricorn

Miranda Hobbes, the no-nonsense lawyer of Sex and the City's friendship quartet is undoubtedly a Capricorn. Miranda is a woman with a plan: she's career-driven, she's pragmatic and she does not have time for anyone's shit. Miranda's workaholic tendencies are as Capricorn as it gets; these earth signs are practical, determined and ambitious. How else did she manage to have a flourishing career, maintain a social life and have a baby?

Charlotte York: Cancer

Sweet, sweet Charlotte York. This Upper East Side yuppie gets a hard time for being a certified baby about literally everything. But she can't help it! She's probably a Cancer and therefore ruled by the moon! Water signs are known as the sensitive creatures of the zodiac and Charlotte is no exception to this. The moon is the universe's symbol of feminine energy and Charlotte is obsessed with all things surrounding the image of home. The biggest romantic of the group, she wants matrimony and motherhood and she's not afraid to cry until she gets it. 

Samantha Jones: Sagittarius 

Last but not least, there's Samantha Jones. Out of the core four, Samantha is a true freak who couldn't be happier about it. A powerful PR executive by day, sexual deviant by night. Her adventurous spirit, optimism and outspoken honesty make Samantha a true Sagittarius. These fire signs love to wax philosophical and are always down for a good time. As the oldest of her friends, Samantha serves as a well of knowledge for her younger friends--Sagittarians love learning through experiences and sharing their newly found information with hopes of enriching the world. Plus, she's not afraid to give her friends a swift kick in the ass when they take life too seriously.