What Each Sign Says in Bed

As we all know, it's Sagittarius season. One of the most well-known Sagittarius traits is that they LOVE to talk. As in, you can never get them to shut up. While it's a lovable trait (sometimes), we're throwing the attention to all the signs and what they each say—or what we think they say—in bed.

Aries: One More time

Taurus: Let's light up those scented candles

Gemini: Catch me if you can

Cancer: Let's Cuddle

Leo: Damn, I'm good

Virgo: You're beautiful

Libra: These Egyptian cotton sheets are the best

Scorpio: You won't believe what's next

Sagittarius: WOOHOO

Capricorn: I need to be on top

Aquarius: Let's try something new

Pisces: You're my fantasy

Have more fun, less talk.

5 Stages of a Sagittarius Courtship

You're at a bar (or bookstore or trendy cafe) and an attractive person walks in and zeroes in on you. You're ecstatic because you remembered to put on deodorant before you left the house. Attractive person sits down next to you and asks you how you like your beer/book/soy latte. Long story short, you agree to go on a date said attractive person, who happens to be a Sagittarius. Well, buckle up my friends, because this is about to be a wild ride.

1. Sag asks if you want to go hiking

2. Sag tests your dedication to optimism and education by asking if you like to listen to TED Talks (especially the podcasts)

3. Sag takes you to a romantic dinner followed by a lecture or book reading

4. If you're still in it, Sag starts showering you with gifts, and you aren't complaining.

5. Because you seem to be in it for the long haul, Sag asks you to be their significant other.

If a Sagittarius starts courting you, live it up! Sags want to be around active minds and bodies, but they also need their own independence. Have fun, enjoy it, and don't be afraid to tell them to shut up every now and then.

Jay Z and Tyra Banks are Sagittarians

In order to complete the musical genius Sagittarius trifecta, it's only too appropriate to do so with Jay Z. He turned his life around in a complete 180—from growing up in the Marcy Houses in Bed-Stuy and selling crack to marrying Beyonce and running Tidal and basically being one of the most successful rappers/musicians ever—and that's totally typical Sag. 

Jay Z and the queen of the "smize", Tyra Banks, share a December 4 birthday. We couldn't celebrate one without the other. Both Jay Z and Tyra personify the fiery Sag lifestyle, and we know they'll keep doing great things (especially because Tyra is officially gonna be in Life Size 2!!!!!). HBD Tyra & Jay!

They aren't afraid to tell you like it is

Jay & Tyra always give great advice

 Jay Z and Tyra are both great sales people

Jay Z & Tyra got pretty lucky with how things are in their lives right now

They use their fiery nature to help pursue their dreams

Happy belated to two of the best and most fierce Sagittarians out there!

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DEERDANA's gorgeous gear (as worn by literally Justin Bieber) is matched with Align's astrological insight: each pin comes complete with a 2016 horoscope! The perfect gift for you or your fave boo. VERY limited edition, so shop now! 

Britney Spears Songs for Each Sign

As we continue with the pop diva Sagittarius theme this week, it's only right that we pay homage to the queen of our adolescent music taste: Britney Spears. She shows us that anyone can come back from a bad shaved head incident. Happy birthday to the original Queen B, and cheers to the ultimate comeback queen.

Aries: Piece of Me

Taurus: ...Baby One More Time

Gemini: Circus

Cancer: I'm a Slave 4 U

Leo: Womanizer

Virgo: Toxic

Libra: Oops!...I Did it Again

Scorpio: Stronger 

Sagittarius: Lucky

Capricorn: Work Bitch

AQUARIUS: PIECE OF ME

Pisces: Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

We love you Britney, even when you rocked denim on denim.

Why the Taylor Swift-Nicki Minaj-Miley Cyrus Feud is so Sagittarius

Three Sagittarius singers walk into a Twitter saga: oh, I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Sagittarians are fire signs, meaning they love all the attention they can get. Most people know Sagittarius as an adventurous, philosophical, and lucky sign, but the most underrated quality of this zodiac sign is just how many badass singers were born during this month.

TBT to the summer and the VMAs when Twitter and pop music went ballistic over the Nicki Minaj-Taylor Swift showdown. Then, just when we thought things couldn't get any worse for our gal Nicki, Miley joins in. These three musicians all have very different sounds and vibes, but they have one major thing in common: sun in Sagittarius (Miley: November 28; Nicki: December 8; Taylor: December 13). As a fire sign, Sagittarians don't hold back their feelings and aren't afraid to show it. 

So now we got bad blood

T-Swiz got nominated for video of the year, but "Anaconda" didn't. Well, this anaconda don't want none unless it got votes, hun. 

Sags have very short tempers, which clearly comes through in our string of tweets. Taylor plays peacemaker Sag, but Nicki doesn't believe it.

Nicki's temper turns into passive aggression, a trait well known to fire signs. Sags are known to be some of the happiest people of the zodiac, so even when Nicki is being passive aggressive, at least she's being nice about it!! She also knows how to throw shade when necessary.

Yo, Taylor, Imma let you finish, but Miley came in like a wrecking ball

Fast forward to the actual VMAs when Miley bared it all (literally). She went full Sag as she glowed in the spotlight, showed off her freedom, and let really loose. Miley lives that "haters gonna hate" mentality because she constantly surprises us.

Being the Sag that she is, Miley couldn't mind her own business and gave her own two cents about the Nicki-Taylor showdown. Nicki obviously didn't let Miley forget it and called her out during her acceptance speech. As a fire sign, when Sags feel one way, the whole world knows.

These 3 powerful Sag women are fierce, sassy, and volatile. The most important lesson to remember if you ever have communication issues with a Sagittarius: never take it to Twitter.