i-D on Align
Aliza Faragher
Check out our interview with i-D, as Align co-founders speak to Alice-Newell Hanson about our zodiac-based dating app and why cosmic compatibility is the way of the future.
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5 Things We Love about Sagittarius
Aliza Faragher
It's the season of the archer. So get out a bandaid.
They're hilarious
They're all about freedom
They tell amazing stories
They have really good luck
Nicki Minaj is a Sagittarius
Joe Biden is a Scorpio
Aliza Faragher
There are two types of Scorpios in the world. On one hand, we have hot actors/actresses: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joaquin Phoenix, Matthew McConaughey, Kris Jenner, and Whoopi Goldberg, just to name a few. On the other, a helluva lot of politicians: Hillary Clinton, John Adams (and Abigail!), John Boehner, Teddy Roosevelt, and many more. There’s a third category of favorite athletes (s/o to Russell Westbrook and Metta World Peace), but we’ll stick to the first two for now.
Joe Biden has won the world over with his impeccable smile, pearly white teeth, Ray Ban aviators, and insatiable love for all things ice cream. His emotional interview with Stephen Colbert tore our hearts to pieces. But, above even being Vice President of the United States and BFF of Barack Obama (Scorpio-Leo combo, so powerful), Joe Biden is a Scorpio.
He's focused and dedicated
Biden was first elected to the Senate when he was just 29 years old. Way to make the rest of us look like underachievers, Joe.
He puts his family, friends, and country first
Biden & Obama selfie game is on point.
He can sting when the opportunity presents itself
Never forget #malarkey.
He's a problem solver
What else does the VP even do?
He just really loves ice cream
Happy birthday VP Biden! Shoutout to some November 20 birthdays, and other Scorpio birthdays include Robert Kennedy (November 20), Joel McHale (November 20), Voltaire (November 21), Carly Rae Jepsen (November 21), Scarlett Johansson (November 22), Mark Ruffalo (November 22), and Jamie Lee Curtis (November 22).
Daily Ritual For Each Sign
Aliza Faragher
Good Morning Sunshine.
Aries: Facebook Rant
Taurus: Leisurely Luncheon
Gemini: Scandalous phone gossip with bestie of the day
Cancer: Craft Hour
Leo: Pre-Bed tally of facebook/insta likes
Virgo: Workout
Libra: Contemplative Walk
Scorpio: Morning sex
Sagittarius: Youtube videos of people falling
Capricorn: Goal list for the day
Aquarius: Learning how to play the Synth
Pisces: Daydream nap
How to Keep Your Scorpio
Aliza Faragher
To those of you dating or “dating” a Scorpio, congrats! The rest of us are honestly pretty jealous. Now that you have your Scorpio in your grasp, the last thing you want to do is lose them. Scorpios are intense and love commitment, so here are some ways to make sure you keep it that way.
Respect their sensitivities
Like this girl, Scorpios have a lot of feelings, and hurting them is an easy way to lose your Scorpio.
Don't go batshit on them
For Scorpios, stability = perfection.
Keep it interesting
We're talking role play, ladies & gents.
Impress them
Scorpios want to see that you also care about the world. Being a couch potato just won't cut it.
Don't tell their secrets
Scorpios value truth and honesty above all else.
Return their feelings of commitment
Scorpios put their whole heart into a relationship, and not reciprocating will certainly break theirs.
Listen to us, take our advice, and don't let your Scorpio be the one who got away.
How to Live With a Scorpio
Aliza Faragher
You know scorpions eat their young?
Expect honesty when it comes to aesthetics
And everything else too.
