Sagittarius Spring Guide

1. Loudspeaker

Do you ever find yourself talking and talking and talking and talking and wonder if anyone's even listening? This spring, make sure you're being HEARD!!! by investing in an essential Sag item: a loudspeaker. Make sure everyone is listening up when you share such vital information as the capital of Montana and how long it takes rice to cook. Your friends and family will never miss a never ending story again with this incredibly loud device.

2. Lasso / Long Piece of Rope

You probably were a cowboy in a former life. But just because that past journey is no longer the present doesn't mean you shouldn't carry a long piece of rope everywhere you go. You are a modern-day Indiana Jones, and you need to be ready at all times. Make sure you practice your knot-tying techniques and pony up, because this spring, you may find yourself reconnecting with your wild ways.

3. Encyclopedia 

A multi-volume encyclopedia set is a MUST for any Sagittarius. Sags love learning about every subject under the sun, so this season, make sure you purchase an updated and illustrated encyclopedia set to bring to every picnic and barbecue. Your friends may not "get it" at the time time, but trust us, they will definitely be thanking you later.

4. Fez Hat

You've likely explored far off lands, and wisely purchased memorabilia from various gift stores throughout your travels. Well it's the time to bust out all of those forgotten items! Spring is here, which means dust off your fez hats, hand-painted Dutch clogs, and loom-woven ponchos! Simple worldly sophistication for the warm days and long nights never looked so good.

5. Sagittarius pin

If there's one thing we know about Sags, we know they got something to say. Let everyone know that you're ready to chat with one of our beautiful Align x DEERDANA Sagittarius pins. 

Scorpio Spring Guide

1. CAPE

It's getting hot outside, but you can't lose your signature dark vibes. You can't just bare it all and hop around like an Aries at brunch. You're not that kind of person. The cape gives you the best of both worlds: a mysterious look that says "Don't fuck with me", while you can still feel the spring breeze through the garment's loose, airy configuration. Just because the days are "getting longer," you're not fooled. Where there is light, there is darkness. And where there is darkness, there is Scorpio.

2. MYSTERIOUS GLASSES

When the weather warms, people emerge out of their houses like disgusting pale ghosts, ready to shed layers of clothing, go jogging, and start new relationships. You know what that means. Springtime is prime time for ghost sightings. It's also prime time for one of your favorite activities: judging people. But you're not some plebian "people watcher." You're a pro. A detective. Now is when you'll run into people you haven't seen in months, and you must take it all in without being too obvious. Spy from afar in disguise so you can assess the damage winter has done before you go in for the kill.

3. DAGGER

Emerging from winter hibernation takes its toll. While Scorpio enjoys meeting new people, they really they only trust a special few close friends. You never really know who's a friend or who is a frenemy though, until someone, with their bullshit springtime carefree attitude, says something that hits you the wrong way. And you, Scorpio, you know exactly where to hit them back and hurt them the most.

4. NEW TAT

Something special to go underneath your new cape ;)

5. SCORP PIN

Give everyone the illusion that you're really chill even though you're wearing a cape and holding a dagger. Add a Scorpio pin into the mix. Super low key chill vibes.

Libra Spring Guide

1. Denim Jacket

Effortlessly cool, that's what you are, suave Libra lover. This spring, flaunt your natural aestheticism by creating a signature look with a denim jacket. A low key denim jacket lets everyone know that you are ready to be flirtatious, but not make any serious commitments. The perfect springtime attitude!

2. Succulents 

Succulents are "drought-resistant" plants, meaning they look fabulous and don't require too much maintenance. A springtime must for any Libra is to pick up several of these for home / office decor. Everyone will fawn over your artistic eye, and you'll smile knowing that no matter how much you neglect the innocent creatures, they'll never die.

3. Couple's Massage

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Of course you do. Or, at least you've tricked someone into believing that they're in a relationship with you! So take this faux-lover out for an elegant couple's massage this spring. Release all that neck and shoulder tension while leaving your partner more confused than ever. The ideal warm weather mindfuck!

4. Chanel purse

The Chanel purse is a timeless staple that reflects class, sophistication, and $$$money$$$. Make sure your haters know that you received a decently sized tax return by investing in a Chanel purse. Bonus points if you style it with a succulent for the most editorial Instagram post of the season.

5. Libra pin

That denim jacket has a lapel. And you know what goes on lapels? Pins. Do the right thing, and get your Align x DEERDANA pin today to complete the Libra look. You know it works.

Virgo Spring Guide

1. CLARITIN

Sensitive Virgo never cries in public....unless it's allergy season. Virgos are the kings and queens of "I'm not crying, it's just allergies." Because it literally is always allergies. When springtime hits, Virgo must be prepared to confront some of their least favorite things: pollen, flowers blooming, and people forcing them to be joyful in the outdoors. Stock up on your preferred allergy med so that you can at least get to your favorite thing - spring cleaning - in relative comfort.

2. FRENCH FRIES

So salty. So crispy. So dependable. You don't like the mystery of trying some bullshit new trendy food. As everyone's "experimenting" this spring with "exotic condiments" and "cactus water," you'll have the last laugh as you dunk your fries into some classic Heinz ketchup. It's a safe choice. And safe is your middle name.

3. SUNSCREEN

Don't get burned Virgo! You're already so sensitive from your allergies, and if you absolutely must leave your house to picnic at the park (ugh) or go to brunch (why are your friends always brunching??), you will not fall victim to the sun's obnoxious rays. Even though you've read all the research that shows that SPF 100 is no different than SPF 45, you're not going to take any chances.

4. OAKLEYS

Hey, is that guy in the Secret Service? Nope. It's just Virgo, venturing out into the sunlight. You know the risks of staring at the sun. You know the risks of wearing sunglasses on a face covered with sunscreen. You need maximum protection. You need Oakleys.

5. VIRGO PIN

Nothing screams "I love spring in an understated way" better than your very own chic DEERDANA x Align Limited Edition Virgo pin. Hit that.

Cancer Spring Guide

1. MOONSTONES

Close your eyes. Feel the perfect spring breeze against your skin. Feel your body and your soul connecting to something bigger than you. Spring brings out the nature loving side of Cancer. The Cancer that just wants to sit outside all day, or take a walk near a body of water. Moonstones connect Cancers to their intuition, and with all the spring excitement and stimulation, moonstone gives you just the balance you need. Plus they're so pretty!

2. WINE

Chilled white wine. You like to let loose every once in a while, and the crisp, refreshing taste of a glass of wine is just what Cancer needs to get groovy. It's the beverage that tells people "I'm having fun but still like to be in control of my life." Don't worry Cancer, no one's out to get you. At least not in the springtime. 

3. IDEA JOURNAL

Cancers are always jotting something down. Is it their feelings? Gosh no. No one gets to know those other than Cancer. When a Cancer is inspired - which is often - they whip out a pen and a journal from the ether and take note, concocting a scheme in their head for some new project that they'll absolutely never tell anyone else about. Because they are so highly intuitive, they need to keep track of those little flickers of inspiration before something else comes up for them. You could be hiking Everest and a Cancer has her idea journal in her backpack. In fact, it's highly likely that traffic jams are caused by distracted Cancers "having to put this on paper before I forget."

4. SUSHI

Is it cannibalism for a Cancer to eat a California roll? Not at all. It's solidarity. Any way a Cancer can feel connected to the ocean lifts their spirits. Little known fact: when a Cancer puts his ear to a plate of sushi, he can hear the ocean.

5. CANCER PIN

Here's a great idea for your journal: show yourself some Cancerian love with a DEERDANA x Align pin.

Leo Spring Guide

1. Mercedes Convertible

It's spring, which means it's time to bask in the sunshine and let your inner lion roar. But, obviously, you can't go to the beach everyday. That would be irresponsible. The most practical thing is to get a car so that you can commute to work, run errands, and do all essential chores so obviousllyyyyy you have to get a new Mercedes convertible because that makes sense, right? Ok cool. 

2. New Swimsuit

If it's still too cold to go swimming, then we recommend wearing your swimsuit under your clothes and spontaneously undressing. Posting bathing suit selfies is also a totally appropriate way to let your followers know that you're so over winter.

3. Sunflowers

The sunflower is associated with Leo, so a great way to welcome the warm weather is to pick up several bouquets of these stunners. Decorate your apartment with these sunny wonders, or send them to your crush to let them know that "I KNOW YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH ME SO WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS!" The perfect springtime accessory! 

4. Mirror

There's nothing vain about loving mirrors. Mirrors make any room appear larger by reflecting light and adding dimensionality. It's also very important to see yourself from every single angle, because you never know when you need to be camera ready. Duh.

5. Leo pin

You are the brightest star, and you know Leo is the best sign. So show off your inner and outer beauty with a gorgeous Align x DEERDANA pin. Because you are the most special, honey.