Jon Hamm is a Pisces

Oh, Jon Hamm. Dreamy, dreamboat Jon Hamm. Where to even begin?

They say we're in a "Golden Age" of television now, and without a doubt, Mad Men has been the epicenter of TV's renaissance. Jon Hamm is on another level of acting: his versatility allows him to act in any type of movie or show. He's known for being the tortured Don Draper, but he can play any role from Shakespearean hero to comic. Hamm is successful, a little bit dark, and has a beautiful soul. So it's no surprise that he's a Pisces. 

He's curious and extremely motivated

he has honed his art and is rewarded for his accomplishments

Pisces surround themselves with success

IT'S EASY TO GET LOST IN THOSE BEAUTIFUL, DEEP EYES

Pisces love intimacy, and we've definitely seen Hamm get intimate

He literally rescued a hummingbird

Jon Hamm and @theandrewrannells save a hummingbird. Please watch @girlshbo tonight at 10.

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Happy Pisces season to Jon Hamm! He gives us even more reason to love our Pisces fishy friends.

Bachelor Ben's Most Pisces Moments

Bachelor Ben Higgins is a lot of things: he's your all-American, Midwestern, high school quarterback, down-to-earth mama's boy who just happens to be searching for love on ABC when he isn't starring in McDonald's all day breakfast commercials. Ben Higgins, more importantly to Align, is also a Pisces. Well, technically he's a Pisces-Aries cusp, but a Pisces nonetheless. Pisces love attention and affection, both giving and receiving. Pisces have a tendency to show a lot of love to a lot of people, which can get emotionally confusing and stressful for those involved. Clearly, we see that happening this season.

This week on The Bachelor, Ben visited the remaining 4 women in their hometowns. There was a lot of drama, a lot of interrogation, and a ton of pressure. Ben was clearly feeling it and all of the women were excited and nervous that they were positive they were falling in love with Ben, yet they never said it. Since Pisces season has just begun, it's only right to celebrate and look back on some of Ben's best Pisces moments.

Ben is Mr. Nice Guy

tbt never forget the glory days

Pisces love intimacy, just like Ben loves putting his hand on people's legs

He's really emotional and loving and says things like, "When I met Lauren for the first time, the world stopped."

He was always suuuuper calm when dealing with Olivia

Pisces are usually emotionally stable and love putting other people's needs before their own, just like how Ben took care of Jubilee

Pisces is the fish, and Ben definitely loves his hot tub dates 

Ben has had a lot of fantastic moments this season and there are so many times when his true Pisces comes through. He handles all of the drama and emotion so well, but just like the symbol, his heart is clearly swimming in two different directions.

Pisces Season: Rihanna v. Justin Bieber

Pisces season is upon us and we couldn’t be more excited. The last of the water signs and the oldest sign of the zodiac, those born under the sign of the fish are true romantics, often retreating into their own world and giving off a dreamy sensibility. They get a bad reputation for their escapist thinking, but the Piscean penchant for being hypersensitive means they tend to feel the weight of the world and their problems are more concerned with the transcendent than the realities of everyday. Pisceans are feelers, always looking to bring compassion to their interactions and at their most extreme become martyrs for their cause. Its people are soulful and excel in music and the arts, which explains how so many critically acclaimed musicians are born under Pisces. 

There's no doubt that two of today's most talked about recording artists are Rihanna and Justin Bieber; both have put out iconic bangers (if you don't find "Bitch Better Have My Money" and "Sorry" to be the catchiest hits of 2015, you are lying to yourself) and are adored by fans for always being themselves and never hiding who they are, for better or for worse. And to top it off, both are Pisces and very Pisces at that.

Pisces are emotional creatures. Rihanna and Justin are no exceptions.

Like we said, they're deeply romantic.

AND IF YOU NEED FURTHER PROOF OF HOW DEEP THIS ROMANCE RUNS, JUST REMEMBER THAT JUSTIN WAS COULDN'T BRING HIMSELF TO COVER UP HIS TATTOO OF HIS BELOVED EX, SELENA GOMEZ.

In typical Pisces fashion, they feel so much for people that they often find themselves as targets for getting taken advantage. 

"BBHMM" WAS BASED ON THE TRUE STORY OF RIHANNA'S ACCOUNTANT NEARLY FORCING HER INTO BANKRUPTCY. 

Pisceans are not known to be aggressive and don't give in to society's "dog-eat-dog" mentality.

PISCEANS THEY ARE EASILY TOUCHED BY SUFFERING, MAKING COMPASSION ONE OF THEIR MOST HALLOWED VIRTUES.

WHEN DEALING WITH A PISCES DON'T FORGET THAT THEY'RE HUMAN, DON'T FORGET THAT THEY'RE REAL.

PISCEANS OFTEN RETREAT INTO THEIR OWN HEADS, BUT SHOW THEM RESPECT AND EMPATHY AND YOU'LL HAVE A PERSON WHO IS DEVOTED AND AN ENDLESS WELL OF LOVE. TRUST US.  

5 Reasons Why We Love Pisces

It's officially Pisces season! Aquarius season just completely flew by, but there's no reason to complain now that we're entering the last sign of the zodiac. Pisces are some of the most endearing, loving, and sensitive people. They help make our world a better place, and there are definitely a lot of reasons to love them.

They're the wise, old souls you need in your life

Pisces always see the magic in things

Pisces are so0o0o romantic and intimate

They put other people's needs before their own

Pisces allow you to let your guard down

We have tons of reasons to celebrate Pisces season, and we're only getting started! 

Broad City Moments for Each Sign

We've been waiting with with bated breath for what felt like an endless, humor-less existence, and finally an era of bliss and hilarity is upon us: Broad City has returned to Comedy Central for its third season. Abbi and Ilana’s on and off screen friendship is inspiring to watch and their NYC based debaucheries are hysterical, poignant and universal. Grab your weed, grab your bowl and buckle up. 

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS

PISCES:

Bachelor Recap: A Trip to Warsaw (not Poland)

This week on The Bachelor, Ben decided to fly the women back to his hometown of Warsaw, Indiana (more on that glorious place in a few). This is the week before hometowns, so Ben and his gals were really feeling the stress this week. As usual, there were some surprising and not-so-surprising moments. One can only imagine how Olivia would've handled being in Indiana, but we just have to use our imaginations for that one.

First things first: Warsaw, Indiana

It's just really crucial to note that Warsaw, Indiana is known as "The Orthopedic Capital of the World". So thank you, Warsaw, for all that you have done for orthopedics. 

Surprise: Ben takes Lauren B on a date!

After some glorious footage of the girls running and throwing leaves and fall foliage in each other's hair and faces, they arrive at their beautiful house on the lake where they'll be staying that week. Ben shows up and asks Lauren B. in front of everyone if she wants to go on a date. Obviously she says yes, so after she has 30 minutes to get ready, Ben and Lauren leave in Ben's red pickup truck. Do we think Ben actually drives this red pickup truck? His parents definitely seem like BMW or high-end Chevy driving folk, but Ben's car is his own prerogative.

Ben shows Lauren all the important sites of Warsaw: his high school (he was quarterback on the football team!), his church, his city. They end up at a  youth club where Ben was worked in the past and they play with some kids. The real MVP of this part of the episode, however, is Ronnie "half court king" from Warsaw. He made a half court shot (hence the name), which meant that Ben had to kiss Lauren! As one girl said, "Lauren and Ben did smoochy smoochy!" Then, Paul George and George Hill show up and teach them exercises. Sorry, but if I was on that date, I would've been more excited about Paul George than playing basketball with some 9 year-olds. Ben came to the rescue when a kid cried, which was very Pisces of him. He looked out for that little kid Aaron and brought him back into the circle. Lauren and Ben seem like they'll be happily ever after and she's pretty clearly the frontrunner at the moment.

JoJo Takes on the Windy City

"Where are we going? It's pretty windy here." JoJo takes a car to Chicago where she meets up with Ben at Wrigley Field. According to Google Maps, it's a 2 1/2 hour drive (in clear traffic) from Warsaw to Chicago. JoJo and Ben wear "Mrs. Higgins" and "Mr. Higgins" jerseys and they chill out in the middle of the field and joke around. 

At dinner, Ben wants to figure out JoJo. As we've said before, it's pretty clear that Ben sees JoJo as someone he can trust and be real with. He even says he feels like he's the most himself when he's around her. That's always a good sign, but JoJo holds back a little bit, which freaks out Ben. JoJo tells him to trust her and that her feelings will come through more, he just needs to be patient. Well, he clearly does and she'll probably make it far as well. 

JoJo is definitely the most real out of all the women left. She seems very no-BS and would call someone out if they needed it. She's probably a Capricorn. Hopefully Ben will keep trusting her enough to keep her around. If not, she's a clear choice for the next bachelorette.

That awkward group date / a McDonalds Drive Thru

Now that Olivia is gone, there aren't many interesting women left. The group date had some of the more personality-less women: Amanda, Caila, and Becca. Becca has not had a ton of air time recently, so this was really her time to shine and prove to Ben she's in it to win it. Long story short, Becca tells Ben "don't blindside me" and then Ben gives the rose to Amanda. 

Oh my goodness the one-on-one with Ben and Amanda. Ben takes Amanda to the super romantic McDonalds in town where they both order Egg McMuffins. Ben asks the lovely woman working the cash register if they can go behind the counter, and she obviously says yes. Amanda and Ben then work the DRIVE THRU LINE!!!!!!!!!!! What a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing screams romance like minimum wage paying jobs and Egg McMuffins. Of course, though, there's a carnival right outside for Ben and the whole town shows up and they go on roller coaster rides. Ben seems pretty into Amanda, but their hometown date will be the real test of if he can handle her kids or not.

"I really just want to be an NFL cheerleader"

This week was Emily's week to really shine. She still hadn't had a one-on-one, so Ben was pretty much obliged to give her one. He decides to take her to his giant home to meet his parents who seem pretty chill. Emily, however, has no chill and didn't stop talking. Some of her greatest lines include: "I really just want to be an NFL cheerleader", "I don't travel a lot. I really love the ducks here", "I've been average in most things in life", "I wish I could sit around and watch movies all day", "I like a lot of things. I like vegetables" and the list goes on. Ben's parents were clearly like WTF and then Ben dumped Emily in front of all the other women, which was pretty shitty on his part. Ben and Emily really didn't have any chemistry though. She was not a favorite from the start and Ben had to keep her around because he couldn't ditch her the week after he dumped Haley. We can only hope Emily accomplishes her dream of becoming a cheerleader. Our fingers are crossed for you.

What's next?

Hometowns are always so dramatic aka the best. These women have been on literally 2 one-on-one dates with him and they can't wait to tell their parents and siblings how fast they're falling for Ben. It'll be full of family drama, which is the best kind, especially when it's not our own. Who will make it past hometowns?? Who will get to live with Ben in the orthopedic capital of the world?!