How Aquarius Interprets Valentine's Day

Ugh. So Corporate.

---

IF SINGLE: Attend Bernie Sanders rally.

True love is drawing attention to the problems plaguing our nation, and using our collective resources to actually make meaningful change. You don’t have time to feed corporate America by purchasing GMO chocolate and Hallmark greeting cards for relationships that will fall apart before summer. Valentine’s Day is your time to show the world what really counts: socio-political issues.

---

IF COUPLED UP: Rant about how stupid Valentine's Day is.

You and your boo are just one of millions of couples on the planet. You understand that while your relationship is beautiful, it’s emblematic of your prescribed societal roles. You enjoy the partnership you have, but why on this one particular day should your love be more special than on all other days? This Valentine’s Day, let everyone know how much you both hate Valentine’s Day, and really show Corporate America who’s boss by not participating in the holiday at all. What’s more romantic than sticking it to the man?

The Bachelor: All About Olivia

Olivia, Olivia, Olivia. She never fails to surprise or entertain us, which is exactly why she is (probably) the perfect Leo. This week on The Bachelor, Ben and his ladies took a trip to Las Vegas because that's where everyone finds love, right? I mean, if Britney Spears got married one time in Vegas, it's pretty much carte blanche for everyone else. 

Ben thought it would be a fun idea to have the women on his group date perform some of their talents. Obviously Jubilee rocked it at the cello because of course she plays the cello. Other talents included juggling, Irish step dancing, and other things that weren't really that memorable. Well, except for Olivia of course. 

Olivia's mysterious "talent" ended up being her jumping out of a cake in red, sparkly lingerie and awkwardly can-can dancing across the stage. If there were crickets in the theater, they would have been chirping. The women thought it was hilarious because they saw Olivia falter, but Olivia freaked out, had a panic attack, and then couldn't stop apologizing profusely to Ben. 

Basically, Olivia has to be a Leo. It's pretty clear. First of all, her outfit. Only a true Leo would have the confidence to pull off that sparkly outfit. She also rocked it, which was upsetting for any Olivia-haters out there. 

Olivia also has Leo strength and mentality. She refuses to give up on Ben and openly refers to herself as Mrs. Higgins. She claims she's there for the right reasons, and Olivia ain't afraid to knock anyone down along the way.

Olivia is a Leo because she's the only one there with a personality. Jubilee comes at a close second because she's complex and self-conscious, but Olivia is loud and alllll up in your face with her abrasive personality. All the other women tend to be a bit quieter and more reserved, which could totally be Ben's type, seeing as how he is a Pisces cusp.

Olivia is 1000000% commitment—anything less is wrong. Olivia gives her whole heart and soul in every situation. It gets annoying, yes, but you also have to commend her for her audacity and obsession with committing to Ben. It's abundantly clear that if Ben sends her home, she'll be shattered and fall to pieces, just like any true Leo.

Olivia is supportive, loving, and totally full of herself. She puts a target on her back because she isn't afraid to back down, but a Leo wouldn't do it any other way.

The Kanye-Wiz Khalifa Twitter Feud Proves how Gemini Kanye Really Is

And Wiz is such a Virgo. 

If you missed out on the epic Kanye West-Wiz Khalifa Twitter fight, here's a quick rundown: Kanye is changing his self-proclaimed "best album ever made" name from SWISH to Waves. Khalifa got pissed and started a Twitter feud that was truly one for the ages. All tweets have been deleted, however. But, in typical Virgo fashion, Khalifa's solution and response to the entire thing is "I got joints to roll". #blessed 

Background: Gemini vs. Virgo

Here's the sitch: Geminis and Virgos are both incredibly talented, driven, and successful. Geminis prefer to be in-your-face and all over the place, whereas Virgos are on the quieter side and succeed through their OBSESSION with perfection. It's no surprise that these two stellar artists clashed over Twitter because what Khalifa might be too shy to say in person he can say online. 

Ultimate Gemini moments

The entire string of tweets between Kanye and Khalifa was epic, but this is pretty much the crowning achievement of their feud. 

Kanye is such a Gemini that even in an insult, he turns it into a compliment.

Wiz is too Virgo to handle

Because he's a sweet Virgo, Khalifa is super emotional and pensive. He gets sooooo worked up over this album name change because he's so passionate about his work and wants music to be respected. That's literally the most Virgo thing that can happen. Also, weed. So Virgo.

Wiz is promoting peace and an end to this argument via weed. That could be the next best Virgo peacemaking solution.

Even though the Kanye-Wiz Khalifa tweets got deleted, the feud lives on. This will be an epic album release for Kanye (no surprise there). Kanye also called for peace, and hopefully it will stay that way for a while. What a kindhearted Gemini. 

This is How an Aquarius Would Survive a Snow Storm

In case you don't know, the East Coast and parts of the Southeast are being absolutely pummeled by snow. People are freaking out and buying out all the milk, bread, and alcohol in grocery stores across the region. While this blizzard warning definitely isn't ideal (except for catching up on all of Making a Murderer), we have to be positive and think with an Aquarius mindset. Aquarians are always positive, so this is probably how an Aquarius would be handling this current snowy situation.

First thought: SHIT it's snowing

I should go buy wine and snacks for my roommates

What are we going to watch together on Netflix?

I hope no one loses power

I should make myself a fancy brunch or dinner

Do you wanna build a snowman?

Stay warm, east coasters!

6 Reasons Why we Love Aquarians

Like any good air sign, Aquarians are always on the move bringing their positive vibes and energy with them everywhere they go. Aquarius is the water bearer, therefore they are always looking out for the welfare of other people. They're some of the best companions to have around, so don't take your Aquarius friendship or relationship for granted. If you haven't already figured it out, Aquarians are easy to love, and here's why.

They're easy-going and totally chill

Aquarians are leaders, but not tyrants

An Aquarius can always make you laugh or feel better after a bad day

They crave adventure and movement

Aquarians are always down for some intellectual stimulation

They are people by, of, and for the people

Top 5 Aquarius Trendsetters

It's officially Aquarius season! Chances are, one of your good friends is an Aquarius, which makes sense because Aquarians are some of the friendliest people in the zodiac. They are positive, great listeners, and adaptable. It's always good to have an Aquarius by your side because they are also total trailblazers and leaders. Here are some of our favorite trendsetting Aquarians.

Oprah Winfrey (January 29)

Oprah is one of the most influential and powerful women in the world. Her Aquarius sensibilities keep her down-to-earth and easy to talk to.

Dr. Dre (February 18)

He's an Aquarius with attitude and totally helped transform rap music.

Abraham Lincoln (February 12)

The Emancipation Proclamation. That is all.

Clark Gable (February 1)

Frankly, we definitely give a damn about his impact on Hollywood.

Ellen DeGeneres (January 26)

Like any good Aquarius, Ellen can always make us laugh.

These 5 epic trendsetters show exactly how awesome and powerful Aquarians can be. Here's to a powerful start to Aquarius season!