Joe Biden is a Scorpio

There are two types of Scorpios in the world. On one hand, we have hot actors/actresses: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joaquin Phoenix, Matthew McConaughey, Kris Jenner, and Whoopi Goldberg, just to name a few. On the other, a helluva lot of politicians: Hillary Clinton, John Adams (and Abigail!), John Boehner, Teddy Roosevelt, and many more. There’s a third category of favorite athletes (s/o to Russell Westbrook and Metta World Peace), but we’ll stick to the first two for now.

Joe Biden has won the world over with his impeccable smile, pearly white teeth, Ray Ban aviators, and insatiable love for all things ice cream. His emotional interview with Stephen Colbert tore our hearts to pieces. But, above even being Vice President of the United States and BFF of Barack Obama (Scorpio-Leo combo, so powerful), Joe Biden is a Scorpio.

He's focused and dedicated

Biden was first elected to the Senate when he was just 29 years old. Way to make the rest of us look like underachievers, Joe.

He puts his family, friends, and country first

Biden & Obama selfie game is on point.

He can sting when the opportunity presents itself

Never forget #malarkey.

He's a problem solver

What else does the VP even do?

He just really loves ice cream

Happy birthday VP Biden! Shoutout to some November 20 birthdays, and other Scorpio birthdays include Robert Kennedy (November 20), Joel McHale (November 20), Voltaire (November 21), Carly Rae Jepsen (November 21), Scarlett Johansson (November 22), Mark Ruffalo (November 22), and Jamie Lee Curtis (November 22).

Daily Ritual For Each Sign

Good Morning Sunshine. 

Aries: Facebook Rant

Taurus: Leisurely Luncheon

Gemini: Scandalous phone gossip with bestie of the day

Cancer: Craft Hour

Leo: Pre-Bed tally of facebook/insta likes

Virgo: Workout

Libra: Contemplative Walk

Scorpio: Morning sex

Sagittarius: Youtube videos of people falling

Capricorn: Goal list for the day

Aquarius: Learning how to play the Synth

Pisces: Daydream nap

How to Keep Your Scorpio

To those of you dating or “dating” a Scorpio, congrats! The rest of us are honestly pretty jealous. Now that you have your Scorpio in your grasp, the last thing you want to do is lose them. Scorpios are intense and love commitment, so here are some ways to make sure you keep it that way.

Respect their sensitivities 

Like this girl, Scorpios have a lot of feelings, and hurting them is an easy way to lose your Scorpio.

Don't go batshit on them

For Scorpios, stability = perfection.

Keep it interesting 

We're talking role play, ladies & gents.

Impress them

Scorpios want to see that you also care about the world. Being a couch potato just won't cut it.

Don't tell their secrets

Scorpios value truth and honesty above all else.

Return their feelings of commitment

Scorpios put their whole heart into a relationship, and not reciprocating will certainly break theirs.

Listen to us, take our advice, and don't let your Scorpio be the one who got away.

How to Live With a Scorpio

You know scorpions eat their young?

Expect honesty when it comes to aesthetics

And everything else too.

Scorpio will want to feel supreme

And you've got to give them room for their aura of mystery

Don't screw up the pizza order, either. Vengeance is always ready to be dished. 

But loyalty is guaranteed. 

NY Daily News: "You Might Want to Try Astrology"

NY Daily News covered Align in their Sunday, November 15 edition!

Co-founders Aliza Kelly Faragher and Helen Grossman said they got the idea to create Align after being very dissatisfied with other dating apps and constantly trying to decipher what sign their dates were.

"We thought, 'What if there was a way that before you went on a date with a person that you were able to gauge how you'd get along?' And that's something that we wanted to explore a little more," Faragher told the Daily News. "We also realized that everyone around is talking about astrology and that it was a huge cultural movement."

Read the full article here, and then start Aligning with all those wine glass emoji Tauruses. 🍷💜

Urban Daddy NYC Tells It Like It Is: Orb Size Matters

Seriously. Those guys are funny af. Read their hilarious piece on Align, and just try not to giggle. We dare you.

All these dating apps, and not a single one of them has taken into account the undeniable importance of astrological compatibility.

It’s ludicrous.

It’s unbelievable.

It’s just not righ—

And then there was Align, an app that matches you with other users based on your star signs because, hey, some people might want to do that, available now.

Read the whole Urban Daddy piece, and then download Align because, hey, some people might want to do that.