Things that Make Libra Feel Sexy

Let's tip those scales.

Getting their Paycheck

Libra lives for balance and harmony, so that couple of days when they deposit a check and the account balances are #Winning, a Libra feels independent, rich and generous, thereby sexy. (Until they blow it all on #Fashion)

Getting New Clothes

Speaking of #Fashion, clothes and style are particularly important for Libra, so even if their little hearts shudder when they drop that 90 bucks on a new pair of shoes or a leather vintage member's only jacket, they'll have a fashion boner for a good long while every time they slip into the new digs. (Until next season, of course.)

Being in a Stunning Environment

If you really want a Libra to feel sexy, bring them somewhere where aesthetic is obviously the priority. Even being in a fancy hotel lobby (as long as they're dressed right, which obvi they will be) makes Libra feel they belong, and they have some control over the world. And then they will make out with you. 

Figuring Something Out

Libras love contemplation and long, winding dialogues, so when they land on an excellent way to articulate a point without getting tired, or finally put together the reasoning for something, they have an intellectual orgasm (followed very possibly by real orgasms)

Satisfying you

If your Libra can get you off, they'll get off. Libra is all about reciprocation, so when they see you enjoying their moves and sexual incantations, you can be they're loving it as much (if not more) than you. This is why being vocal is important, and making sure they see that you're having fun. 

ROLE PLAY IDEAS WITH LIBRA

Libra likes to keep it fair and balanced, but that doesn't mean they aren't down to spice it up every once in a while. One of the most social signs of the zodiac, Libra is equipped to handle new situations, even if it's just some healthy role playing with bae.

PROFESSOR & STUDENT

Are your lesson plans prepared? Intellectual Libra will lose their mind if you can stimulate their mind as a sexy professor.

SUPREME COURT JUSTICE & SOLICITOR GENERAL

May we approach the bench? Libra's symbol is the scales, and it is the sign of justice, law, and fairness. Present your oral arguments to the court and find out Libra's verdict...

DOMINANT & SUBMISSIVE

We can get all 50 Shades right now, but that'll come soon (we see you, Scorpio season). Fair and balanced Libra will need two rounds of Sub & Dom, experiencing it from both angles.

STRANGERS

Libra is one of the most observant signs in the zodiac, always paying attention to the relationships of other people around them. Arrange to meet at a bar and play out the night as though you've never met before. You'll see a side of Libra you've never seen before.

SEXY MASSEUSE

Even though it's usually happy endings with your Libra, take their need to please to the next level with a sensual masseuse-client exercise.

HALLIE AND ANNIE FROM THE PARENT TRAP ARE LIBRAS.

It doesn’t make a lot of sense that we celebrate Christopher Columbus and not Hallie Parker and Annie James from the iconic and generation-defining movie The Parent Trap. Even though both were played by Cancer Lindsay Lohan in some pretty cutting edge green screen technology at the time, the realization that they had the same Libra birthday is what set the entire plot in motion. 

We owe so much to The Parent Trap, but we mostly need to celebrate Hallie and Annie’s birthday, October 11. Happy 28th birthday to two of the brightest minds of our generation.

They really balanced their twin looks.

They’re obsessed with pop culture.

They’re great teammates.

They are ideas people.

They're both classy. Especially when being British.

And so well dressed.

They’re obsessed with forming new relationships.

Aphrodisiacs for Each Sign

Before we can talk about sex, baby let’s talk about each sign’s turn-on. 

ARIES: ROOTING FOR THE SAME SPORTS TEAM

TAURUS: OYSTER HAPPY HOUR

GEMINI: A SURPRISE ROAD TRIP

CANCER: ROMANTIC CANDLELIT DINNER

LEO: COMPLIMENTS, COMPLIMENTS, COMPLIMENTS

VIRGO: CARTE BLANCHE AT THE CONTAINER STORE

LIBRA: YOUR NEWEST PERFUME OR COLOGNE

SCORPIO: SEXY SCAVENGER HUNT

SAGITTARIUS: CAMPING TRIP IN YOUR BACKYARD

CAPRICORN: BACK MASSAGE

AQUARIUS: UNDERGROUND MUSIC SHOW

PISCES: TRIP TO DISNEYLAND

Libra & Choices: The Struggle Is Real

We've been singing Libra's praises this whole season, and with good reason. Libras are fair-minded, balanced, and look good af. But behind all that classiness and rational thought, Libras are also burden by indecision.

Libra fans everywhere: be warned, this is no joke. As pride and stubbornness are the tragic flaws of Leo and Taurus (respectively), uncertainty is truly the achilles heel of our Libra loves. When it comes to Libra and choices, the struggle is very real.

So what are the causes of this paralyzing infliction? Here are a few symptoms to watch out for.

CONSTANT URGE TO MAINTAIN BALANCE

Libras (The Scales) are obsessed with balance. This is not always a bad thing - we look to our air sign friends to help restore equilibrium. But when it comes to making decisions, Libras burning desire to balance is a major factor of their uncertainty. 

OVER-ANALYZING SEVERAL GOOD OPTIONS

The justices of the zodiac, Libras have an innate ability to fairly consider all perspectives. But these air signs fall short when its time to use the gavel. Libras can be so transfixed by the array of options and outcomes, that they become totally incapable of making decisions.

SEVERE PEOPLE PLEASING

Lovely Libras are charming, friendly, and can adapt to many types of social situations. At the core of this air sign though, is a tiny scale afraid of being disliked. Libras seek approval from others, so these air signs would rather not compromise their reputation by making - what could potentially be - an unfavorable decision. 

AVOIDING CONFRONTATION LIKE THE PLAGUE

Even with their closest friends, family, and lovers, Libras are not well equipped for confrontation. In the rare instance that Libra has actually made a decision, their fear of conflict will prevent them from speaking up, and they would ultimately rather go with the flow than ruffle any feathers.

"I DON'T KNOW, YOU DECIDE"

If you've watched our video that accurately showcases the experience of dating each sign, you know Libra's catch phrase: "I don't know... yes, no? You decide." At the core of every Libra is the insatiable urge to pass off the decision making responsibility. Libras look to others to make the hard choices, while these justice-minded air signs happily plead the fifth. 

Interaction Each Sign is Likely to Have with a Libra

We good, bro?

ARIES: LIBRA TALKS ARIES OUT OF MAKING A TERRIBLE DECISION.

TAURUS: REDECORATE THE APARTMENT TOGETHER AND THEN GO WINE TASTING.

GEMINI: MEET FOR LUNCH, END UP AT A GRAND BALL, MAKE 1000 NEW FRIENDS.

CANCER: LIBRA MAKES CANCER CRY FROM LOGIC, FEELS BAD. (BUT NOT THAT BAD. COME ON, CANCER.)

LEO: TOGETHER TURN A BORING WORK EVENT INTO A DANCE PARTY.

VIRGO: CHEER EACH OTHER UP WITH COMPLIMENTS.

LIBRA: ENCOUNTER AT A CAFE TURNS INTO A 5 HOUR CONVERSATION, ASKED TO LEAVE BY CLOSING STAFF.

SCORPIO: LIBRA GETS LOST IN SCORPIO'S EYES.

SAGITTARIUS: DOMINATE THE CONVERSATION AT A DINNER PARTY.

CAPRICORN: LIBRA STARES INTO SPACE WHILE CAPRICORN TALKS ABOUT WORK.

AQUARIUS: AQUARIUS OFFENDS LIBRA'S BOSS. LIBRA DIES INSIDE.

PISCES: GET REALLY HIGH AND TALK ABOUT DREAMS.